Q: Why do so few men end up in Heaven? A: They never stop to ask directions Q: Why did God create man first? A: Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species Q: How can you tell if a man is lying? A: You can see his lips moving Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy Q: Why do men need sports action replays 30 seconds after the event? A: Because they've forgotten what happened.
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A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing? He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch. A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
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Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.